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HOW TO IDENTIFY A BAD HOUSE

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People are making life changes like changing jobs or moving to a new place or apartment. As they say experience is the best teacher but the lesson will not be so bitter if it was learnt from another’s experience. From personal experience and that of others, here are 7 Tips that can come in handy when you’re searching for a house or an apartment. ** Tip 1 Don’t get just one agent to search, get multiple. One key to getting a house in record time is to have multiple agents. The downside is that this comes at a cost as these agents ask for registration fees from #3,000, then for every house they take you to see their transportation fare is on you and If you’re very ‘ lucky’ lunch and airtime request will be added too. Set aside money for ‘ miscellaneous’ so you don’t end up spending from the actual money saved up for getting the apartment. ** Tip 2 Streamline what you want or don’t want. Tell the agents in precise and exact terms what your preferences are (eg) Storey building, prepaid met...

⏫ Top 5️⃣ 0️⃣ Amazing Funniest African Words

1,Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray. 2,Book wey nor wan enter head go enter exam hall. 3,Goat wey get mind follow lion go catch fish,make e know say weda dem catch fish or not,lion food don set. 4,Who naked nor dey chuck hand for pocket. 5,Wetin concern dog with family planning. 6,Na determination dey make okada overtake trailer for road. 7,This one good, this one good na em mad man  take dey gather plenty load. 8,Pikin wey go strong go strong nor be say until dem name am Samson. 9,Na over confidence make February nor complete. 10,Do you know who I am,do you know who I am ?.Naso hold up take dey start. 11,Head wey nor wan think go carry load. 12,Hand wey stay long for pocket,know say nothing dey that pocket. 13,Forget trust if trust dey,water nor for boil fish. 14,No matter how lizard do press up reach,e nor fit get muscle pass crocodile. 15,E dey clear pimples, e dey clear pimples, na so bleaching start. 16,Feel at home,feel at home,Na em dey make visitor sp...